Michael Polcino, Mark Kirkland
Dan Castellaneta (Homer Simpson / Sideshow Mel / Hans Moleman / Mayor Quimby / Krusty / New Hampshire Man / Dennis Kucinich / Politcal Analyst / Rich Texan / Count Dracula), Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson), Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson / Nelson Muntz / Ralph Wiggum), Yeardley Smith (Lisa Simpson), Hank Azaria (Carl Carlson / Moe Szyslak / Mousepad / Apu / Chief Wiggum / Nash Castor / GOP Man / Julio / Lou), Harry Shearer (Mr. Burns / Lenny Leonard / Cheesy McMayor / Dr. Hibbert / Kent Brockman / Seymour Skinner / Political Ad Announcer / Senator Whinergirl / Fred Thompson / Ned Flanders / Headbutt Announcer), Dan Rather (Dan Rather), Jon Stewart (Jon Stewart), Pamela Hayden (Campaign Worker #1), Tress MacNeille (Martha / Republican Official / Hillary Clinton / 'Omigod, this family is undecided, undecided!')