Martin Starr (Sam Stern), Gabrielle Union (Sandy Canyons), Lorenzo Lamas (Felipe Calderon), Peter Serafinowicz (S.A.M.), Rob Riggle (President of the Navy), Esteban Cueto (Guard), Tom McComas (Patron), Marcus Shultz (Kyle Lang), Kaye Marie Talise (Stripper), June Diane Raphael (Piper Ferguson)