Seth Green (Seth Green / Nerd's Dad / Troy / Jiminy Cricket / Pinocchio / Vladimir Putin / Saddam Hussein / Jean-Claude Van Damme / Willy Wonka / The Nerd), Nichole Bloom (Nerd's Classmate / Amanda / Asaki Girl), Rachael Leigh Cook (Kim Mills / Nerd's Classmate / Cindy), Clark Duke (Mike Lazzo), Pete Gardner (Kidnapper / Mike Pence), Ralph Garman (Bryan Mills / Donald Trump), Douglas Goldstein (Doug Goldstein), Tom Root (Kidnapper / Dustin Henderson), Matthew Senreich (Matthew Senreich / Mike Wheeler), Michaela Watkins (Troy's Mother / Nerd's Mom), Breckin Meyer ()