Tom Sheppard, Tom Root, Douglas Goldstein
Seth Green (Adolf Hitler / Betty Parris / Gary / Quint / Various), Eric André (Rich Uncle Pennybags / Rev. Shaw Moore / Judge Thomas Danforth), Chris Diamantopoulos (Michael Bay / Fritz Darges), Jermaine Fowler (Billy / Midnight Society Member), Martin Freeman (John Proctor / Paramount Executive / Reverend Samuel Parris), Karen Gillan (Anastasia Steele / Susanna Walcott / Elizabeth Proctor), Lee Pace (Heinrich Himmler / Carl Denham), Katee Sackhoff (Bitch Puddin' / Mrs. Butterworth / Uncle Pennybags' Receptionist / Girl), Matthew Senreich (Ren / Paramount Executive / Man), Breckin Meyer ()