Carlos Alazraqui (Post-Apocalyptic Man / Scissors), Ron Funches (Rock), Thomas Lennon (Robot 2 / Auctioneer / Paper), Melissa Villasenor (Pencil), Ray Chase (Computer Voice / Salesman / Logan the Rat Bro), JP Karliak (Guard / Convenient News Reporter), Natasha Leggero (Controller of Cool), Marieve Herington (Futuristic Looking Woman / Wealthy Old Lady), Josh Lehrman (Tombstone / Monster / Host), Jonathan Lipow (Robot 3 / Customer / Doomsday Machine / Hiring Robot)